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calm-your-cloaca: “ babyletyourfantasiesunwind: “ yersinia—pestis: “ merlinsbearditsthedoctor: “ No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all...
merlinsbearditsthedoctor

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

calm-your-cloaca

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

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